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Frank Prinzi: Stuck in Traffic
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We got stuck in traffic. We sat there for 30-40 minutes without moving an inch. By the time I got up to where the accident was, there was nothing there -- God, that pisses me off. When I sit for 30 minutes, I want to see, like, a human head. Then you don't feel so bad: some guy lost his head, I lost a half hour. That's an even trade in New York City.
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Posted: 05/26/93

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