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Holding my nephew, I realized
I'm getting older, and that's a very strange feeling. And I don't mind it 'cause now the simplest things in life make me really happy. I'm telling you, if I have a new box of breakfast cereal in the cupboard in the kitchen, I get up about 20 minutes early in the morning. I mean, I'm really excited. I march in there, rip it open, jam my hand right to the bottom of the box looking for the prize -- 'cause when you're an adult, you don't have to wait.
Frank Prinzi - All You Can Eat
Imagine a chain of all-you-can-eat restaurants that deliver.
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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 972
Frank Prinzi - Soft Spot
People might be nicer to each other if we all still had soft spots in our heads.
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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 735
Frank Prinzi - Stuck in Traffic
What's the point of sitting in traffic without seeing a cool accident?
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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,015
Jeffrey Ross - Aunt Tique
Jeffrey Ross takes care of his dead Aunt Tique.
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Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 2,857
Stephanie Hodge - Femininity
Men always fall for that feminine stuff.
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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 841
Kevin Nealon - Self Improvement
Kevin Nealon buys computers for dummies.
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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,401
Hugh Fink - The Stradivarius Blues
Hugh's got the blues and a violin.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 386
Len Austrevich - Grandma
Grandmothers make furniture look better with doilies.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 875
Marc Maron - True Love
True love lasts only a few days.
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Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 556
Jordan Rubin - Going Abroad
In only two weeks abroad, Jordan's friend picked up an English accent.
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Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 2,395
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