Imagine a chain of all-you-can-eat restaurants that deliver.
What's the point of sitting in traffic without seeing a cool accident?
People might be nicer to each other if we all still had soft spots in our heads.
Hot Pockets are for the drunk.
This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?
You can't do comedy in a lunchroom.
Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?
I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name.
Rory Scovel goes to the Trapeze School of New York to try something new: eating a sandwich on a trampoline.
Erik Rivera says there is no "worst part" about being a comedian.