Imagine a chain of all-you-can-eat restaurants that deliver.
What's the point of sitting in traffic without seeing a cool accident?
People might be nicer to each other if we all still had soft spots in our heads.
Hot Pockets are for the drunk.
This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?
Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?
I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name.
You can't do comedy in a lunchroom.
Dealing with free chocolate cake is serious business.
Can you imagine if I had ketchup bottles for legs?