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I think God made a mistake, though. He should have left us all with soft spots. Then we'd all be a little more vulnerable and maybe nicer to each other. You wouldn't be so quick to infringe in someone's freedom if they could just boink ya and kill ya.
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Posted: 05/26/93

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Frank Prinzi - Soft Spot

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