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This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?

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Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 41,232

Hot Pockets are for the drunk.

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Posted: 12/01/07
Views: 292,884

Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?

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Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 38,661

I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name.

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Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 30,581

You can't do comedy in a lunchroom.

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Posted: 03/20/09
Views: 453

I found the golden ticket in my onion rings!

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Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 7,519

Can you imagine if I had ketchup bottles for legs?

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You don't think God sees all the stuff you do?

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Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 1,028

If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.

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Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 44,310

Ardal O'Hanlon doesn't want people to learn what he already knows.

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Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 559