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Q: What does the baker have under his apron?

A: Dough nuts.
Filed Under: men/women (1718),  food (379),  work/office (325)
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Posted: 12/01/08

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Beautiful women get away with murder.

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Breastfeeding is natural.

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Cold water does things to a man.

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Men aren't allowed to order first.

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Rich people used to have better lives.

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Louis C.K. gets fired from a bad fast food job.

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Brian Kiley's slow thinking delays his entry into a wax museum.

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How bad could performing at a Vegas review be?

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