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This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?
You can't do comedy in a lunchroom.
Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?
I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name.
Dealing with free chocolate cake is serious business.
Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.
Would we know what a water chestnut is if it weren't for bacon?
Bologna is not just a meat, it's an insult.
How drunk do you have to be to not remember what a waffle looks like?

