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Q: What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker soldier tomato?

A: "You better catch up!"
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Posted: 12/01/08

Jim Gaffigan - Hot Pocket!

Hot Pockets are for the drunk.

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This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?

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Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?

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I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name.

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Jim Gaffigan - Bologna

Bologna is not just a meat, it's an insult.

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Jim Gaffigan - Waffle House

How drunk do you have to be to not remember what a waffle looks like?

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