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Sabrina Matthews: Ice Cream Power
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Have you ever noticed that
there are few things in the world, short of actual material success, that can make you feel as powerful as eating an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting? Isn't that the weirdest thing? You eat half of it: you're a pig. You eat it all: you're the victor!
Sabrina Matthews - Groceries
Ice cream and tampons usually go together.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 1,017
Sabrina Matthews - Could Be the Drugs
Using diet pills as speed can sometimes make you eat really, really fast.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 599
Sabrina Matthews - Denny's
Denny's: a place to eat for the tired or wasted.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 724
Sabrina Matthews - Working Out
If you're going to rollerblade, it's important to learn how to brake.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 523
Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying
On airplanes, it's 'ladies first' until the plane is about to go down in flames.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 690
Sabrina Matthews - Skirt
Sabrina doesn't wear pantyhose because it makes her leg hair look funny.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 680
Sabrina Matthews - Lesbian Comedy
"So, I was talking to my boyfriend today..." is a good example of a lesbian telling a straight joke.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Premium Blend (750), gay/homosexual (622)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 929
Jim Gaffigan - Delivery
This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (790),
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 39,811
Sabrina Matthews - The Cure
If brail is too big, blind people can't read it.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 807
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