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Rusty Ward: Obsessed With Food
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We are the fattest nation
on the planet. You know we're obsessed with food when we come up with something called cotton candy. Who was so hungry they thought, 'I wish I could eat my clothes'?
Rusty Ward - Food Obsession
Vegetarians don't enjoy their food as much as meat eaters.
Tags: Rusty Ward (1), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 200
Tony V. - Body Image
It's not the fault of ugly people that they think they look OK in small bathing suits.
Tags: Tony V. (1), food (804), America (446)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 431
John Pinette - Chinese Food
John Pinette gets himself banned from Chinese food buffets.
Tags: John Pinette (2), food (804), weight/obesity (302)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 6,188
Brian Scolaro - Italian Food
Every bite is like getting shot in the face.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,479
Lizz Winstead - Olestra
There's a certain irony in Olestra.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 1,246
Tom Papa - Fat Country
For Mexican kids, a happy meal is one that includes food.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 3,374
Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning
If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 364
Robert Kelly - Applebee's
Robert's favorite dessert is Satan Ass Fudge Chunk.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 12,898
Louis C.K. - Getting a Cinnabon
No one is happy on the Cinnabon line.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), men/women (1003), food (804)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 12,730
Mark Schiff - Supermarket
Some people actually shop at 3 a.m.
Tags: Mark Schiff (4), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 889
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