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Jim Gaffigan - Delivery
This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (790),
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 39,848
Hell Gigs - Erin Foley
You can't do comedy in a lunchroom.
Tags: Erin Foley (6), food (790), music (710)
Posted: 03/20/09
Views: 441
Jim Gaffigan - Jesus
Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (790), religion (770)
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 37,462
Jim Gaffigan - Pregnant
I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (790),
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 29,893
Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 43,676
Ardal O'Hanlon - Lending Books
Ardal O'Hanlon doesn't want people to learn what he already knows.
Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 556
Clinton Jackson - Energy Drinks
They don't tell you what happens if you drink four energy drinks.
Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 4,242
Richard Lewis - Great Nose
Richard Lewis can smell good food anywhere.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), food (790), family (664)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 781
Tommy Johnagin - Applebee's Pins
Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), food (790), work/office (388)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,975
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