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Hot Pockets are for the drunk.

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Posted: 12/01/07
Views: 292,801

This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?

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Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 41,176

You can't do comedy in a lunchroom.

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Posted: 03/20/09
Views: 453

Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?

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Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 38,620

I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name.

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Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 30,555

Dealing with free chocolate cake is serious business.

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Posted: 11/09/09
Views: 28,203

Harland loves to barbecue.

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Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 1,024

If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.

Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 44,290

Wanda Sykes does not want any skinny bitches hollering at her.

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Posted: 10/25/02
Views: 8,040

Can you imagine if I had ketchup bottles for legs?

Tags: TJ Miller (8), food (804), Live at Gotham (332)