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Maria Bamford: 30 Ways to Shape Up
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Thirty ways to shape up for summer -- number one: eat less; number two: exercise more; number three... What was I talking about? I'm so hungry right now.
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Posted: 07/01/01

Wayne Federman - Fast Food

Wayne Federman lists all of the reasons why he loves Taco Bell.

Tags: Wayne Federman (16), food (804), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 05/22/98
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Martha Kelly - Break Up Letter to Food

Dear Food, those were some good times we had....

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Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.

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Chris Zito - ThighMaster

Chris is the thigh master.

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Greg Giraldo can't believe the lengths Americans will go to keep eating.

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Can you deep-fry the bacon?

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No one wants the cow that got bad grades.

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Scott tries to connect with an engineering student in the audience.

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Posted: 06/10/04
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There are people who are Monopoly smart and people who are Trivial Pursuit smart.

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These things are impossible to get rid of.

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Posted: 05/12/05
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