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I like to go to fast food restaurants and order stuff they don't have. Got to try that. Go to Burger King or something -- 'Hey, Burger King! Have it my way, huh? Woo! Look at that menu... Ah, let me have the catfish dinner with brussel sprouts, two biscuits and a Coors Light.'
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Posted: 07/29/01

Louis Ramey - Catfish King

Louis loves practical jokes.

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Posted: 07/29/01
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Everyone forgets that honey crystallizes.

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Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?

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I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name.

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I found the golden ticket in my onion rings!

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You don't think God sees all the stuff you do?

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If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.

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