Lewis Black Jokes
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Lewis Black: All the Candy Corn Ever Made
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The worst thing about Halloween
is, of course, candy corn. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason -- all of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
Lewis Black - Long Christmas
How long does it take you Christians to shop?
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 8,479
Lewis Black - Sun Block
Lewis doesn't trust sun block.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,223
Lewis Black - Candy Corn
Every Halloween, people look at candy corn as if they had never seen it before.
Tags: food (804), growing up (453)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 3,702
Lewis Black - Hanukkah Sucks
We celebrate Hanukkah with tiny pissant candles.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), growing up (453)
Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 18,604
Lewis Black - College Horse
Lewis knows how people get aneurysms.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 2,377
Lewis Black - BJ's Count
If curling is an Olympic sport, oral sex should be too.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 891
Lewis Black - Hippo Eats Dwarf
These are not fun times for our country.
Tags: animals (791), media (651)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,811
Lewis Black - The Weather
Meteorologist is just another word for liar.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (543)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,575
Lewis Black - Flu Shots
Nyquil is the only thing that tastes like red and green.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 3,349
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