Laura Kightlinger Jokes
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Laura Kightlinger: Answering the Door
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Whenever I have food ordered
in, I try to decide what is the worst way to come to the door, and I've decided it's tied to a chair.
Laura Kightlinger - Delivering Food
Delivering food has to be the most unpredictable job out there.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), food (804), TV (543)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 388
Jim Gaffigan - Delivery
This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804),
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 41,232
Jim Gaffigan - Jesus
Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804), religion (776)
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 38,661
Jim Gaffigan - Pregnant
I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804),
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 30,581
Hell Gigs - Erin Foley
You can't do comedy in a lunchroom.
Tags: Erin Foley (6), food (804), music (727)
Posted: 03/20/09
Views: 453
Jared Logan - Onion Rings
I found the golden ticket in my onion rings!
Tags: Jared Logan (5), food (804), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 7,518
TJ Miller - Ketchup Bottles
Can you imagine if I had ketchup bottles for legs?
Tags: TJ Miller (1), food (804), Live at Gotham (332)
Erik Griffin - Prayer
You don't think God sees all the stuff you do?
Tags: Erik Griffin (5), food (804), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 1,028
Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 44,310
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