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Demetri Martin: Lollipops
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A lot of people like
lollipops. I don't like lollipops because to me a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage.
Demetri Martin - Brick Wall
Demetri Martin sets a more comedy club-like tone.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 35,031
Demetri Martin - Material Enhancers
Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 84,199
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Piano
If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 16,232
Demetri Martin - Where Jokes Go
Demetri's jokes go into outer space.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 22,764
Jim Gaffigan - Delivery
This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804),
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 41,186
Demetri Martin - Magical Place
Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (727)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 35,405
Demetri Martin - Fifth Person
Demetri Martin writes the first book in the fifth person perspective.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Premium Blend (750), books (748)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 43,519
Demetri Martin - Handshake
If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), sports (631), friends (312)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 49,174
Jim Gaffigan - Jesus
Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804), religion (776)
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 38,643
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