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Demetri Martin: Fruit Baskets
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I like fruit baskets because a fruit basket enables you to mail somebody fruit without appearing insane.
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Posted: 03/18/04

Demetri Martin - Brick Wall

Demetri Martin sets a more comedy club-like tone.

Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)

Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 34,680

Demetri Martin - Material Enhancers

Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.

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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 83,703

Demetri Martin - Stuff on Piano

If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.

Tags: Demetri Martin (45), health (956), food (790)

Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 15,964

Demetri Martin - Where Jokes Go

Demetri's jokes go into outer space.

Tags: Demetri Martin (45), money (852), food (790)

Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 22,463

Demetri Martin - Magical Place

Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.

Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (710)

Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 34,970

Demetri Martin - Fifth Person

Demetri Martin writes the first book in the fifth person perspective.

Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Premium Blend (750), books (727)

Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 43,332

Demetri Martin - Handshake

If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.

Tags: Demetri Martin (45), sports (618), friends (307)

Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 48,559

Jim Gaffigan - Delivery

This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?

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Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 39,811

Jim Gaffigan - Hot Pocket!

Hot Pockets are for the drunk.

Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (790),

Posted: 12/01/07
Views: 290,778

Hell Gigs - Erin Foley

You can't do comedy in a lunchroom.

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Posted: 03/20/09
Views: 439

 
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