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Demetri Martin: Fruit Baskets
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I like fruit baskets because a fruit basket enables you to mail somebody fruit without appearing insane.
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Posted: 03/18/04

Demetri Martin - Brick Wall

Demetri Martin sets a more comedy club-like tone.

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Posted: 03/18/04
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Demetri Martin - Material Enhancers

Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.

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Posted: 03/18/04
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Demetri Martin - Stuff on Piano

If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.

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Posted: 01/13/07
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Demetri Martin - Where Jokes Go

Demetri's jokes go into outer space.

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Posted: 01/13/07
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Jim Gaffigan - Hot Pocket!

Hot Pockets are for the drunk.

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Posted: 12/01/07
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Jim Gaffigan - Delivery

This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?

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Posted: 04/01/08
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Demetri Martin - Magical Place

Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.

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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 35,400

Demetri Martin - Fifth Person

Demetri Martin writes the first book in the fifth person perspective.

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Posted: 12/31/00
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Demetri Martin - Handshake

If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.

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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 49,156

Jim Gaffigan - Jesus

Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?

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Posted: 04/01/08
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