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I was reading a Fig
Newtons label -- I've always liked them, and I was trying to see if it was OK to eat them. Everything looked pretty good, the fat content and everything. So, I'm thinking I could eat these. I looked at the serving size: two cookies. Who the hell eats two cookies? I eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve. Two sleeves is a serving size.
Brian Regan - How to Eat a Pop Tart
Pop Tarts really aren't that hard to make.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 27,347
Brian Regan - Goodbye Dairy, Hello Cranberries
Dairy products equal happiness.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 6,014
Brian Regan - What to Eat
People who are into food combinations are nuts.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 3,827
Brian Regan - Let's Split a Pie
Different regions use strange terms for food.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 12,970
Brian Regan - Serving Size
Serving sizes are just too small.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 5,354
Brian Regan - Unilingual
Brian can order food in English.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), food (790), imitations (770)
Posted: 06/09/07
Views: 901
Brian Regan - The Donut Lady
The donut lady has the toughest job.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), food (790), imitations (770)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,920
Brian Regan - Kennedys
The Kennedys talk in flip flops.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), money (852), food (790)
Posted: 06/09/07
Views: 2,440
Brian Regan - Hell Gigs - Dead Whale Jokes
Never joke about a dead whale.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), exclusives (172),
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 48,230
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