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Brian Posehn: Quitting Meat
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Quitting pot? It was actually easier for me to become a vegetarian -- you know, quitting meat -- because your friends never show up at your house with a sack of meat.
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Posted: 06/09/02

Sabrina Matthews - Could Be the Drugs

Using diet pills as speed can sometimes make you eat really, really fast.

Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 631

Wendy Liebman - Don't Do Drugs

Eating pot brownies can lead to the munchies and eating more pot brownies.

Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), food (804), drugs (639)

Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 568

Retta - Credit Card Denied

There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.

Tags: Retta (12), money (865), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 1,256

Jamie Kennedy - High Five

Jamie Kennedy's friend high fives over a piece of pizza.

Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), food (804), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,306

Dom Irrera - Party Disease

Dom's goal is to be a bloated alcoholic.

Tags: Dom Irrera (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 1,090

Deon Cole - Pizza and Problems

Pizza places in Chicago will deliver to anyone.

Tags: Deon Cole (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 3,161

David Feldman - Money Problems

America shouldn't pay itself back.

Tags: David Feldman (14), money (865), food (804)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 151

Cory Kahaney - Teenagers

These days, the media always tries to tell you how to raise your kids.

Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 1,300

Brian Posehn - Fights with Friends

Getting into fights with your best friend isn't the same when you're an adult.

Tags: Brian Posehn (19), kids (841), growing up (453)

Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 1,284

Brian Posehn - Blind Dates

Your friends are probably lying about the girl they are setting you up with.

Tags: Brian Posehn (19), dating (656), TV (543)

Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 323

 
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