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Mike Birbiglia looks like a million space bucks while promoting his "I'm In the Future Also" tour.

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (38), flying (179), space (157)

A.J. Jamal looks for the funny in everything.

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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 475

Nobody ever talks about the fact that forever is above you at all times.

Tags: Joe Rogan (5), Live at Gotham (293), space (157)

Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 1,856

Aliens are smarter than us and they know it.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)

Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 938

If you're going to have anal sex, both people involved should be into it. Otherwise, it's just depressing.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1269), religion (770)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 64

Dead passengers may also be used as flotation devices.

Tags: Paul Provenza (15), flying (179), dark (84)

Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 294

It's an hour. That's it. It's not that hard to get used to.

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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 2,554

Brian requests miniature pillows.

Tags: Brian Haley (3), The A-List (491), flying (179)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 266

Pilots must be the bravest people on the planet.

Tags: Tony Stone (2), travel (306), Two Drink Minimum (293)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 737

Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), mental health (219)

Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,453