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The agent replies, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first."
The passenger screams, "Do you have ANY idea who I am?"
The gate agent grabs her public address microphone, "May I have your attention, please? We have a passenger here WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to gate 17."
The man grits his teeth, "Screw you."
She replies, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to stand in line for that, too."
Rich Vos - Hotels
Rich fixes the coffee pot.
Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 1,912
Blake Clark - Stupidity
Stupidity isn't necessarily confined to a specific geographical location.
Tags: Blake Clark (4), The A-List (491), travel (310)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 849
Blake Clark - Airplane Seatbelt
They explain how a seatbelt works on airplanes.
Tags: Blake Clark (4), The A-List (491), travel (310)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 833
John Mendoza - Kids Suck
John hates kids.
Tags: John Mendoza (3), kids (841), New York City (602)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 822
Jim Norton - Stand-By
Jim's buddy wonders about flying stand-by.
Tags: Jim Norton (12), Premium Blend (750), New York City (602)
Posted: 11/15/01
Views: 1,670
Larry Amoros - Charles Manson
They should put the Manson family on the Family Feud.
Tags: Larry Amoros (6), health (976), TV (543)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 452
Open Mic Challenge - Seking7
Seking7 doesn't want to badmouth Charlie Sheen.
Tags: insults (102), Seking7 (1)
Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 1,266
Paul Provenza - In Case of an Emergency
Dead passengers may also be used as flotation devices.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), flying (181), dark (83)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 297
Paul F. Tompkins - Daylight Saving Time
It's an hour. That's it. It's not that hard to get used to.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 2,607
Brian Haley - Miniature Pillows
Brian requests miniature pillows.
Tags: Brian Haley (3), The A-List (491), flying (181)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 272
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