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Flip Schultz: Women Don't Want a Nice Guy
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This is what I realized about women: women don't want a nice guy right away. See, I am a nice guy. I'm like ready-made cookies. I'm Flips 'Ahoy -- out of the box, ready to date.
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Posted: 08/31/06

Flip Schultz - Cookies

Flip Schultz is as nice as ready-made cookies.

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Posted: 08/31/06
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Flip Schultz - When Rides Get Pimped

Flip Schultz is not a fan of "Pimp My Ride."

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Flip Schultz - Grams

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Peter Berman - Low Expectations

Women need to lower their expectations.

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Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.

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Kevin Brennan - Dating in New York

The music is too loud in bars for Kevin to meet women.

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It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex.

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When your girlfriend moves in, it's like being a flood victim.

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