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Flip Schultz Jokes
Flip Schultz: Pimping Rides
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If you don't know what pimping a ride is, basically it means to fix up a car. So, you'd think that it would be a paint job, overhaul the engine, some new tires -- no, not on MTV. 'Cause on MTV, when we pimp your ride, what we do is we take this piece of sh*t car and put in all this unnecessary crap that should never be in a car. We got a Play Station in your steering wheel; we got smoke machines in the speakers; we got "Rubber Ducky" shooting out of the exhaust pipe!
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Posted: 08/31/06

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