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If you don't know what
pimping a ride is, basically it means to fix up a car. So, you'd think that it would be a paint job, overhaul the engine, some new tires -- no, not on MTV. 'Cause on MTV, when we pimp your ride, what we do is we take this piece of sh*t car and put in all this unnecessary crap that should never be in a car. We got a Play Station in your steering wheel; we got smoke machines in the speakers; we got "Rubber Ducky" shooting out of the exhaust pipe!
Flip Schultz - When Rides Get Pimped
Flip Schultz is not a fan of "Pimp My Ride."
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Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 410
Wayne Federman - Traffic Signals
Wayne can't stand waiting for drivers to go after the light turns green.
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Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 83
Flip Schultz - Cookies
Flip Schultz is as nice as ready-made cookies.
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Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 332
Adam Ferrara - Men Are Wrong
Women refuse to tell men what they're doing wrong.
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Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 4,574
Jordan Rubin - Star Wars Auditions
Supposedly, everyone on the cast and crew for Star Wars was on drugs, which kind of makes sense.
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Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 0
Janeane Garofalo - 90210
Aaron Spelling is the devil.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 966
Flip Schultz - Grams
Flip Schultz has a not-so-obvious nickname for his grandma.
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Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 302
Eric Andre - Pimp My Ride
Eric Andre's favorite guy on "Pimp My Ride" is Big Dane.
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Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 778
Jimmy Pardo - Renaissance Fair
There hasn't been a good joust match in a while.
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Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 559
Kirk Fox - Cars
Do you really want your car driving drunk?
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Posted: 03/21/08
Views: 9,210
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