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Finesse Mitchell: Hurrying Up Your Girl
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You want to say something real thuggish, but sexy at the same time. Alright? So this is what you do: take her by the neck, the neck area -- just squeeze a little bit and say something like, 'Girl, you so fine and sexy. You know you making us late. Now, hurry up. And I swear to God, if you ever leave me, I'll f**king kill you.' And then walk out of the bathroom.
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Posted: 02/22/07

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