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Finesse Mitchell: Gangster Girlfriend
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Baby, I'm on my way home, but I'm in front of a 7-Eleven right now. I'm about to rob it. You want a Slurpee or something?' I'm like, 'Yeah, and a honey bun. Be careful.'
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Posted: 02/22/07

Finesse Mitchell - Respect

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Sarah Colonna - DUI Device

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Peter Berman - Low Expectations

Women need to lower their expectations.

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