Felipe Esparza Jokes
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I love my dad. He
used to walk around the whole neighborhood and collect old furniture and fix it, like MacGyver with duct tape. One time, he brought a television home. I said, 'Damn, that TV has 500 channels.' When I got older, it didn't have 500 channels -- it was a knob from the oven. My favorite channel was 300 degrees.
Hugh Fink - Hugh Broke
Hugh Fink's dad does not understand time zones.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), family (582)
Posted: 06/25/99
Views: 1,139
Mike Birbiglia - Put It on Paper Song
Write it in your Hello Kitty notepad.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), family (582), growing up (423)
Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 4,777
Judy Gold - Leave a Message
Parents don't need answering machines.
Tags: Judy Gold (17), family (582), parents (467)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 806
Darrell Joyce - Kids These Days
Kids stand in the street like cars aren't heavy.
Tags: Darrell Joyce (1), sex (983), imitations (789)
Posted: 11/27/03
Views: 554
Mike Birbiglia - Valentine's Day Cards
Mike Birbiglia revisits his old Valentine's Day cards.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), Comedy Central Presents (1803), family (582)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 6,049
Dana Eagle - Immature Adult
For just $30 a day, you too can sponsor an immature adult.
Tags: Dana Eagle (2), Premium Blend (749), kids (642)
Posted: 01/24/00
Views: 686
Mark Curry - Growing Up Poor
When you're poor, your Halloween costume is a liquor store box.
Tags: Mark Curry (9), kids (642), family (582)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 3,497
Hugh Fink - Rossini's Overture
Hugh remembers the classical country-western stations.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), family (582), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 380
A.J. Jamal - Growing Up Poor
You ever have a food stamp bounce?
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), kids (642), family (582)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 2,533
Anjelah Johnson - Growing Up Poor
Every year for her birthday, Anjelah's father gave her a six pack of cola and a box of cereal.
Tags: Anjelah Johnson (6), imitations (789), family (582)
Posted: 12/18/09
Views: 51,034
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