Felipe Esparza Jokes
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I love my dad. He
used to walk around the whole neighborhood and collect old furniture and fix it, like MacGyver with duct tape. One time, he brought a television home. I said, 'Damn, that TV has 500 channels.' When I got older, it didn't have 500 channels -- it was a knob from the oven. My favorite channel was 300 degrees.
Hugh Fink - Hugh Broke
Hugh Fink's dad does not understand time zones.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), Comedy Central Presents (2026), family (602)
Posted: 06/25/99
Views: 1,833
Mike Birbiglia - Put It on Paper Song
Write it in your Hello Kitty notepad.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), family (602), growing up (445)
Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 5,990
Judy Gold - Leave a Message
Parents don't need answering machines.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,585
Darrell Joyce - Kids These Days
Kids stand in the street like cars aren't heavy.
Tags: Darrell Joyce (1), sex (1059), imitations (848)
Posted: 11/27/03
Views: 1,259
Mark Curry - Growing Up Poor
When you're poor, your Halloween costume is a liquor store box.
Tags: Mark Curry (9), kids (686), family (602)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 5,796
Dana Eagle - Immature Adult
For just $30 a day, you too can sponsor an immature adult.
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Posted: 01/24/00
Views: 1,010
Anjelah Johnson - Growing Up Poor
Every year for her birthday, Anjelah's father gave her a six pack of cola and a box of cereal.
Tags: Anjelah Johnson (8), imitations (848), family (602)
Posted: 12/18/09
Views: 83,080
DeRay - Not Scary
DeRay was never a very scary person.
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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 4,357
Hugh Fink - Rossini's Overture
Hugh remembers the classical country-western stations.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), family (602), money (521)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 598
Mike Birbiglia - Valentine's Day Cards
Mike Birbiglia revisits his old Valentine's Day cards.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), Comedy Central Presents (2026), family (602)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 6,663
