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Jeff Stilson: Retired Parents
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Do you know what retired parents are like? They're like telemarketers that you can't hang up on. They refuse to take you off their call list.
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Posted: 05/22/03

Jeff Stilson - Marriage

Marriage is clearly an institution that favors men.

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Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 363

Jeff Stilson - Televangelists

Jeff Stilson spends his Saturdays with televangelists.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), religion (776), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 250

Jeff Stilson - Cursing in German

"Go away, you big bad man," doesn't register as much of a curse.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 535

Jeff Stilson - Take off the Uniform

Why do people continue to exercise after marriage?

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 401

Jeff Stilson - Squirrels

Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), health (976), food (804)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 927

Jeff Stilson - Marriage

Couples should spend two weeks apart after they get married.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), dating (656), marriage (581)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 619

Jeff Stilson - Do-It-Yourself

Jeff Stilson streamlines his death.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), New York City (602), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 120

Jeff Stilson - Birth

Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 399

Jeff Stilson - Vet Bills

Fluffy might be cute, but he's not getting a liver transplant.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), health (976), money (865)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 371

Jeff Stilson - Child Birth

"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), men/women (1003), health (976)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 857

 
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