Women always want opposites in men.
A flashlight is more dangerous than a sparkler.
When old men laugh, it sounds like something bad is about to happen.
Dave has car insurance but no health insurance.
Nick's grandmother just turned 90 years old.
How do you know when your vagina is ready to be rejuvenated?
No matter how weak you are, Grandma is always weaker.
Grandmas take too long on the answering machine and end up leaving nine messages.
Always tell your family you love them.
William Wilson's grandmother is a fake.
