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Q: Where do cousins come from?

A: Aunt holes.
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Posted: 12/01/08

Zach Galifianakis - Family Dispute

What happened in Zach's family?

Tags: Zach Galifianakis (16), family (667), drugs (639)

Posted: 12/06/08
Views: 3,396

TJ Miller - Failed Hi-Five

You can't hi-five the death of a family member.

Tags: family (667), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 24,186

Michael Somerville - Real World

Michael waxes rhapsodic about his Notre Dame days.

Tags: family (667), parents (525)

D.L. Hughley - My Job

D.L. Hughley loves his job.

Tags: Premium Blend (750), family (667)

Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 1,622

Brian Kiley - Kids

Brian Kiley is excited for fatherhood.

Tags: Brian Kiley (9), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 853

Wendy Liebman - Weddings

Try to not get your dress dirty because you can wear it trick-or-treating.

Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), family (667), marriage (581)

Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 1,210

Richard Lewis - Out of Therapy

You never lose your problems.

Tags: Richard Lewis (69), family (667), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,455

Richard Lewis - Great Nose

Richard Lewis can smell good food anywhere.

Tags: Richard Lewis (69), food (804), family (667)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 803

Geoff Brown - Uncle Snooky

Geoff's uncle always spelled the wrong word in front of the kids.

Tags: Geoff Brown (3), family (667), stereotypes (431)

Posted: 07/26/93
Views: 867

Tommy Johnagin - Being a Pallbearer

Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.

Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), family (667), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,889

 
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