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Faizan: Dialogue for Black Characters
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Ain't nobody ever gave me nothing!' -- no matter what the movie be, whatever the actor be doing. He could be fixing some food: 'Hey you gonna finish that?' 'You listen to me, ain't nobody ever gave me nothing!' 'And CUT!' They could be swimming away from a shark: 'Come on man, we gotta get out of here.' 'Listen! Ain't nobody ever gave me nothing!'
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See Faizan Tell It » Faizan - Black Actors Black actors get the same dialogue in every movie.
Filed Under: pop culture (850),  ethnic (533),  Faizan (1)
Posted: 04/28/94

Faizan - Black Actors

Black actors get the same dialogue in every movie.

Tags: Faizan (2), ethnic (870), stereotypes (440)

Posted: 04/28/94
Views: 1,519

Faizan - Michael Jackson

Little white boys always end up in places they don't need to be.

Tags: Faizan (2), imitations (847), animals (540)

Posted: 04/28/94
Views: 1,333

Mark Curry - No Brothas in Movies

There are some great movies out, but there's no black people in them.

Tags: Mark Curry (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)

Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 2,890

Don Reed - Friday the 13th

Jason's back -- and he's black.

Tags: Don Reed (3), ethnic (870), dating (786)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,285

Dean Edwards - Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is Dean's hero.

Tags: Dean Edwards (2), ethnic (870), Premium Blend (748)

Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 2,773

Kumail Nanjiani - Hey Kumar

It's very tricky to try and be racist towards white people.

Tags: Kumail Nanjiani (14), ethnic (870), movies (293)

Posted: 04/29/11
Views: 9,237

Tom Rhodes - Open Minded

Why don't white supremacists ever go to comedy shows?

Tags: Tom Rhodes (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)

Posted: 08/05/01
Views: 3,220

Pablo Francisco - Little Tortilla Boy

Arnold Schwarzenegger is -- Little Tortilla Boy.

Tags: Pablo Francisco (30), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)

Posted: 12/24/00
Views: 29,313

Al Madrigal - Ugly Food

Fast food employees can make you lose your appetite.

Tags: Al Madrigal (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)

Posted: 06/30/05
Views: 6,501

Al Madrigal - World's Greatest Dad

Al Madrigal is not the world's greatest dad.

Tags: Al Madrigal (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)

Posted: 06/30/05
Views: 4,404