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Ain't nobody ever gave me nothing!' -- no matter what the movie be, whatever the actor be doing. He could be fixing some food: 'Hey you gonna finish that?' 'You listen to me, ain't nobody ever gave me nothing!' 'And CUT!' They could be swimming away from a shark: 'Come on man, we gotta get out of here.' 'Listen! Ain't nobody ever gave me nothing!'
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Posted: 04/28/94

Faizan - Black Actors

Black actors get the same dialogue in every movie.

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Little white boys always end up in places they don't need to be.

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Dave Foley has stayed "people."

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Fast food employees can make you lose your appetite.

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