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Ain't nobody ever gave me nothing!' -- no matter what the movie be, whatever the actor be doing. He could be fixing some food: 'Hey you gonna finish that?' 'You listen to me, ain't nobody ever gave me nothing!' 'And CUT!' They could be swimming away from a shark: 'Come on man, we gotta get out of here.' 'Listen! Ain't nobody ever gave me nothing!'
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Posted: 04/28/94

Faizan - Black Actors

Black actors get the same dialogue in every movie.

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Posted: 04/28/94
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Faizan - Michael Jackson

Little white boys always end up in places they don't need to be.

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Don Reed - Friday the 13th

Jason's back -- and he's black.

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Michael Jackson is Dean's hero.

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There are some great movies out, but there's no black people in them.

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Al Madrigal - Ugly Food

Fast food employees can make you lose your appetite.

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Al Madrigal - World's Greatest Dad

Al Madrigal is not the world's greatest dad.

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