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Evan Davis: Women in Combat
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I think we know when
they're happy; we know when they're crying; we know when they're pissed off. We have no idea what order those are gonna come at us. That's why we don't allow women in combat -- 'cause they'd win.
Evan Davis - Toys
Even kindergarteners have computers these days.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 293
Nick DiPaolo - Militant Feminists
Nick DiPaolo loves women, but not militant feminists.
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Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 598
Jimmie Walker - Women
We got women doing everything now.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 335
Lewis Dix - Abuse
How women can be abused by a man with a Jheri curl?
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), men/women (919), violence (196)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,600
Anthony Griffith - Vietnam
Those kung-fu moves you see in movies do actually work.
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Posted: 12/04/03
Views: 1,370
Charlie Murphy - The 300
If you want to see Charlie Murphy bitch out, challenge him to a butt naked sword fight.
Tags: Charlie Murphy (3), men/women (919), movies (221)
Posted: 02/27/10
Views: 1,099
Evan Davis - Contact Lenses
There's no sneaking up on the eye.
Tags: Evan Davis (3), health (540), marriage (447)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 257
Vic Henley - International Sports
There's no hate like international sports hate.
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Posted: 05/28/05
Views: 2,819
Evan Davis - Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms
Cigarettes are hard to quit.
Tags: Evan Davis (3), alcohol (396), drugs (377)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 303
Andre Covington - Good Sex
Put your hoochie coochie towel in the hamper after you use it.
Tags: Andre Covington (3), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 932
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