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Cigarettes are hard to quit.

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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,218

There's no sneaking up on the eye.

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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 568

This shaving cream can is full of goodies.

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An airplane comes with a designated driver, and his name is Captain.

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Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 3,939

Open Mic Challenge winner Trevor Williams describes a perfect day in New York City.

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Posted: 05/04/10
Views: 9,678

You can tell a Scottish bartender is hammered because he's so hammered.

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Posted: 11/20/03
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Ron White's plane took off from the Albany Airport Hair Care and Tire Center.

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Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 35,703

Where do sluts hang out at three in the morning?

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Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 8,175

A woman is a highly developed, deeply intelligent, infinitely complicated being.

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Posted: 01/11/10
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Free Scotch does not agree with Shane Mauss' body.

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Posted: 08/02/10
Views: 374