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Cigarettes are hard to quit.

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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 282

This shaving cream can is full of goodies.

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An airplane comes with a designated driver, and his name is Captain.

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Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,646

There's no sneaking up on the eye.

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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 236

You can tell a Scottish bartender is hammered because he's so hammered.

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Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 4,399

Ron White's plane took off from the Albany Airport Hair Care and Tire Center.

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Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 15,550

Where do sluts hang out at three in the morning?

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Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 5,541

Scott tried to take a pee break in the woods while skiing.

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Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 620

All of John's flights get delayed.

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Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 9,948

The grossest people on the planet ride the Greyhound bus.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 671