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Evan Davis: Got Married
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I just got married a month ago. I feel good about that; that's nice. I had to -- I'm losing my hair; I got deadlines.
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Posted: 05/30/94

Evan Davis - Contact Lenses

There's no sneaking up on the eye.

Tags: Evan Davis (3), health (976), marriage (581)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 236

Bobby Slayton - Where's Moe?

The "Moe" cut is very popular in China.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 448

Cathy Ladman - Aging

Intellectually, 34 isn't an old age, but emotionally, it is.

Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), men/women (1003), music (727)

Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,407

Becky Pedigo - Admitting Your Age

Becky is not impressed with the young.

Tags: Becky Pedigo (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 913

Eric Kornfeld - Your Hair and Your Gut

Being fat and bald are not long-term goals for any man.

Tags: Eric Kornfeld (2), health (976), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 225

Charlie Grandy - Adulthood

Electric nose hair clippers turn nose hairs into razor sharp nubs.

Tags: Charlie Grandy (2), Premium Blend (750), marriage (581)

Posted: 11/08/02
Views: 145

Kelly Monteith - Look Like a Dad

You can definitely tell a dad by his hunched posture.

Tags: Kelly Monteith (3), kids (841), marriage (581)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 284

Rickey Smiley - Old Players

Rickey's stepdad set the old players against him.

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Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 5,816

Deon Cole - Old Names

It's hard to get excited about having sex with a Gladys.

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Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 1,448

Lynne Koplitz - Thirties

Things change when you're in your 30s.

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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 5,167

 
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