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We have a Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. Why'd we put them together? I called them up. 'Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.' I said, 'Yeah, what bourbon goes with an M-16?'
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Posted: 05/30/94

Evan Davis - Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

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