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Eugene Mirman: Linens 'N Things
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I saw that Linens 'N Things was going out of business. I know. My first thought was, 'Should have been more specific.'
Filed Under: business (173),  Eugene Mirman (18)
Posted: 01/06/10

Eugene Mirman - Specificity

Linens 'N Things went out of business because they weren't specific enough.

Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (178), business (67)

Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 8,480

PolitiBits - Eugene Mirman Pt. 2

No more half-kicking ass, 'cause that just confuses people.

Tags: Eugene Mirman (27),

Posted: 01/08/08
Views: 3,374

Reggie Watts - Know Your Phone

Reggie Watts calls out the evening's big sponsors.

Tags: Reggie Watts (12), technology (229), business (67)

Posted: 05/11/12
Views: 2,291

John Heffron - Second Business

John's wife has him on call 24/7.

Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), marriage (547)

Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 7,858

Mark Pitta - Cool Whip

How busy could the Cool Whip hotline get?

Tags: Mark Pitta (5), imitations (847), food (719)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,608

Open Mic Challenge - Eugene Mirman - Best of '09

This month's Open Mic Challenge theme is The Best of '09, so put your best stand-up from '09 here.

Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), challenges (2)

Posted: 11/04/09
Views: 31,713

Todd Barry - ATM Celebration

Todd Barry was recently grossed out at an ATM.

Tags: Todd Barry (29), money (606), New York City (352)

Posted: 06/20/97
Views: 2,816

Jackie Kashian - Salesman Father

It would drive Jackie's father nuts when she had to sell stuff for school.

Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)

Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 2,513

Gregg Rogell - Cell Phones

Gregg Rogell's new plan lets him use his cell phone Mondays between five and seven in the morning.

Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), technology (229)

Posted: 07/31/03
Views: 11,894

Charlie Viracola - Cable Strippers

Cable companies don't have the courtesy to come at a specific time.

Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)

Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 1,582