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Eugene Mirman: Linens 'N Things
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Linens 'N Things went out of business because they weren't specific enough.
No more half-kicking ass, 'cause that just confuses people.
Reggie Watts calls out the evening's big sponsors.
John's wife has him on call 24/7.
How busy could the Cool Whip hotline get?
This month's Open Mic Challenge theme is The Best of '09, so put your best stand-up from '09 here.
Todd Barry was recently grossed out at an ATM.
It would drive Jackie's father nuts when she had to sell stuff for school.
Gregg Rogell's new plan lets him use his cell phone Mondays between five and seven in the morning.
Cable companies don't have the courtesy to come at a specific time.
