My life was recess in 6th grade.
What are the odds of finding a kid who'll agree to a penis taping?
Eugene got an A+ and a place in special education at the same time.
It should be enough to say, "I know you, goodbye."
To single people, it always looks like their friends' kids are on the precipice of death.
There are some things kids have to learn on their own.
If we keep coddling children, we could end up destroying the nation's porn industry.
We have to treat our teachers better.
As a kid, Clinton Jackson used to cut class a lot.
School is where kids learn that people are mean and nasty.
