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Eugene Mirman: Kids Say the Darnedest Things
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Posted: 01/31/08

Gerry Dee - Recess

My life was recess in 6th grade.

Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (841), education (245)

Posted: 06/08/08
Views: 17,921

Gerry Dee - Taping

What are the odds of finding a kid who'll agree to a penis taping?

Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (841), education (245)

Posted: 06/08/08
Views: 7,474

Eugene Mirman - Book Report

Eugene got an A+ and a place in special education at the same time.

Tags: Eugene Mirman (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 5,372

Eugene Mirman - I Know You

It should be enough to say, "I know you, goodbye."

Tags: Eugene Mirman (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 02/02/08
Views: 18,725

Johnny Steele - Your Friends' Kids

To single people, it always looks like their friends' kids are on the precipice of death.

Tags: Johnny Steele (4), kids (841), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 475

A.J. Jamal - Knucklehead

There are some things kids have to learn on their own.

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), kids (841), food (804)

Posted: 04/25/94
Views: 400

Greg Giraldo - Money for Education

If we keep coddling children, we could end up destroying the nation's porn industry.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 2,421

David Feldman - Treat our Teachers Better

We have to treat our teachers better.

Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 804

Clinton Jackson - Class Clown

As a kid, Clinton Jackson used to cut class a lot.

Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), kids (841), TV (543)

Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 832

Tom Papa - Nieces and Nephews

School is where kids learn that people are mean and nasty.

Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 5,547

 
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