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Detroit looks like it's just been attacked.

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Posted: 02/02/08
Views: 2,753

According to a man protesting genetic engineering on the street, society's got a long way to go.

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Posted: 11/22/01
Views: 587

No more half-kicking ass, 'cause that just confuses people.

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Posted: 01/08/08
Views: 2,560

Eugene reads a fan letter.

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Posted: 02/02/08
Views: 5,784

Bears are gentrifying Detroit.

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Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 2,230

This month's Open Mic Challenge theme is The Best of '09, so put your best stand-up from '09 here.

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Posted: 11/04/09
Views: 27,903

It should be enough to say, "I know you, goodbye."

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Posted: 02/02/08
Views: 18,725

Eugene Mirman talks about the downtown comedy scene.

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Posted: 01/01/08
Views: 12,869

Don't throw a baby at anything, even a burglar.

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Posted: 02/02/08
Views: 13,175

This shaving cream can is full of goodies.

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