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The Englishman says, "There's a pub in the West Midlands where the landlord buys you a drink for every one that you buy."
The Scot is not impressed and says, "That's nothing! In the Highlands, every time you buy a drink, the landlord buys you five."
The Irishman, totally unimpressed, says, "That's nothing. In Dublin there's this pub where the landlord buys your drinks all night, and then when the bar closes, he takes you into a room and makes love to you."
The Scot and Englishman are well impressed and ask if the Irishman goes there a lot. He replies "No, but my sister told me all about it."
Jay Mohr - Scottish Bartender
You can tell a Scottish bartender is hammered because he's so hammered.
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Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 4,173
Joe DeRosa - Sex on the Road
Where do sluts hang out at three in the morning?
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Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 5,508
Rene Hicks - Spotted Dick
That, my friends, is a lot of dick.
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Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 860
Vanessa Hollingshead - Foreign Films
Vanessa is suspicious of politeness.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,173
Bill Burr - Sin City
Interracial sex is the best kind.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), sex (1269), ethnic (813)
Posted: 06/19/98
Views: 3,077
Anjelah Johnson - Flight Attendants
Flight attendants are like bad comics who think their jokes are funny.
Tags: ethnic (813), travel (306)
Posted: 06/06/08
Views: 54,447
Greg Proops - Different Places
People in New York aren't rude, they're just busy.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 774
Brian Kiley - Marriage
Brian's wife travels a lot with her job.
Tags: Brian Kiley (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 338
Jim David - Understanding
Apparently, homosexuals are not very common in Israeli hotels.
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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,273
Jim David - British
The British Parliament spends a lot of time screaming.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 870
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