Steve Byrne Jokes
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Steve Byrne: Half-Korean, Half-Irish
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It's weird when you're a
mix. People just want to play detective with your face. Nine times out of 10, they're polite: 'Where are you from?' I'm like, 'Pittsburgh.' They're like, 'Pittsburgh, right. Seriously though, where are you from?' 'Pittsburgh.' Like I'm from some mutant island south of the Philippines, the island of Half Asia. It's just me, Keanu Reeves and Tiger Woods on a beach all day playing volleyball.
Steve Byrne - Caucasian & Asian
Steve Byrne is Korean and Irish.
Tags: Steve Byrne (9), sex (1283), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/20/02
Views: 4,937
Steve Byrne - Lying Down
If you're a guy, you can't talk to your buddy while he's lying down.
Tags: Steve Byrne (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 6,219
Steve Byrne - Flat Tire
You can't drive off a flat tire.
Tags: Steve Byrne (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 6,390
Steve Byrne - Hearing Sex
It's uncomfortable when you hear people having sex.
Tags: Steve Byrne (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 13,525
Steve Byrne - Fantasies
Steve has a few fantasies.
Tags: Steve Byrne (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 4,504
Steve Byrne - Doggy Style
No girl makes it past 10 minutes of doing it doggy style.
Tags: Steve Byrne (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 9,365
Steve Byrne - Sleeping
Steve doesn't like renting movies or sleeping with a girl.
Tags: Steve Byrne (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 9,634
Steve Byrne - Politics
Steve has a way of not talking politics with people.
Tags: Steve Byrne (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Iraq (1073)
Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 3,357
Steve Byrne - Psycho
Getting hacked to death by a tranny is an awful way to die.
Tags: Steve Byrne (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), movies (559)
Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 5,175
Zach Galifianakis - Audience Adjustment
Zach's just thinking about the DVD.
Tags: Zach Galifianakis (16), ethnic (814),
Posted: 12/06/08
Views: 13,753
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