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Mario Cantone - Roberto Benigni
Mario wants Roberto Benigni to shut up.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 782
Mario Cantone - Italians
"Moonstruck" is a piece of crap.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,191
Mario Cantone - Food Network
These days, Julia Child watches other people cook.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,604
Mario Cantone - Steampipe Alley
Mario is big; it's the kid shows that got small.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 809
Mario Cantone - Broadway
Liza Minnelli should have passed off her Tony duties to Susan Anton.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 850
Mario Cantone - Liza Minnelli
Liza Minnelli doesn't know the words to any of the songs she sings.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Premium Blend (750), drugs (639)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 1,201
Mario Cantone - What If He's Gay in the Womb?
Mario sings a song about the sexual orientation of a fetus.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 913
Zach Galifianakis - Audience Adjustment
Zach's just thinking about the DVD.
Tags: Zach Galifianakis (16), ethnic (814),
Posted: 12/06/08
Views: 13,687
Mario Cantone - Estrogen
Mario's cousin Goo Goo is the authority on everything.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,492
Mario Cantone - Court TV
The Menendez brothers' trial was Mario's favorite.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 714
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