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Johnny Sanchez: Old Black Man Sayings
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Older black men... have a tendency to make up their own sayings that really don't make any sense at all, but they say it with so much commitment and conviction, they make you think twice about it. You ever notice that? 'Well, you obviously know what's going on. What's the secret of youth?' 'Why don't you tell me?' 'I'll tell you what it is. I'll tell you what it is right now -- gotta live your life like two feet with 10 toes and an extra toenail!'
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Posted: 08/31/00

Johnny Sanchez - Older Black Men

Older black men never age.

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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 2,775

Johnny Sanchez - Childhood

Try jumping up and down on your next lunch break.

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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 881

Johnny Sanchez - Rap

Can I get a 'whoop whoop'?

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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 2,248

Johnny Sanchez - All-American

Johnny Sanchez feels more all-American than he looks.

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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 1,835

Johnny Sanchez - The Walk

African-Americans wouldn't survive two seconds in Africa.

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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 1,530

Johnny Sanchez - Energy

Johnny Sanchez likes greeting people in New York.

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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 1,058

Johnny Sanchez - 'A' in Spanish

Johnny Sanchez thinks there is a double standard in our schools.

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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 1,640

Johnny Sanchez - Height Prejudice

It's tough being short.

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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 1,388

W. Kamau Bell - Good Black Don't Crack

W. Kamau Bell is getting older.

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Posted: 12/22/05
Views: 664

A.J. Jamal - Grandma

Always tell your family you love them.

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Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 895

 
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