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Johnny Sanchez: Mexican Heritage
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Being the third generation, I feel all-American, you know? I feel like baseball and apple pie, but I realize I look like nachos and cockfighting.
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Posted: 08/31/00

Johnny Sanchez - Rap

Can I get a 'whoop whoop'?

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Posted: 08/31/00
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Johnny Sanchez - Older Black Men

Older black men never age.

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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 2,706

Johnny Sanchez - All-American

Johnny Sanchez feels more all-American than he looks.

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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 1,810

Johnny Sanchez - The Walk

African-Americans wouldn't survive two seconds in Africa.

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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 1,493

Johnny Sanchez - Energy

Johnny Sanchez likes greeting people in New York.

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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 1,037

Johnny Sanchez - 'A' in Spanish

Johnny Sanchez thinks there is a double standard in our schools.

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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 1,615

Johnny Sanchez - Height Prejudice

It's tough being short.

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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 1,355

Johnny Sanchez - Childhood

Try jumping up and down on your next lunch break.

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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 847

Johnny Sanchez - Teacher's Pet

Johnny Sanchez remembers that kid in school who always ruined things for everyone.

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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 2,358

Johnny Sanchez - Drive-Thru ATM

The drive-thru ATM is also written in braille.

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Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 1,278

 
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