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I'm over in Chinatown, everyone's
speaking Chinese. What a beautiful language that is. The rhythm, the cadence -- it's like a song. I'm standing in Chinatown, and I'm thinking to myself, 'I don't speak Chinese,' but I figure, if I try, I gotta be saying something, right?'
Harland Williams - Speaking Chinese
All you have to do to speak Chinese is just try and do it.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 845
Harland Williams - Everybody Farts
Harland unifies the audience with a poem.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 359
Carlos Mencia - Ethnic Hierarchies
For every race, there are different levels within it.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), ethnic (814), culture (165)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 8,166
Jake Johannsen - Chinese Toilets
Jake tries out a porcelain hole.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 504
Dat Phan - Dat's Family
Dat's parents named him Dat so they could make fun of him.
Tags: Dat Phan (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 4,044
D.C. Benny - Going to the Dentist
Is the dentist sure all the bleeding has nothing to do with the metal hook in his hand?
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 1,530
Dwayne Perkins - Staying Black
According to the Black Handbook, it's unacceptable for Dwayne to eat cottage cheese at anytime.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 955
Russ Meneve - Racism and Hate
Jewish people can only partially admit to their heritage.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 770
Jasper Redd - Teethist
Jasper Redd is good for you.
Tags: Jasper Redd (8), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/20/05
Views: 6,975
Jamie Kennedy - B-Rad
Some white kids pretend the mall is their ghetto.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 787
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