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In the foreground, a beautiful crystalline blue lake with a single fish leaping. Around the fish's head is a halo. In the background, the hills and meadows are covered with naked Native American couples copulating.
The curator is very angry and asks, "What the hell has this got to do with 'Custer's Last Thought?'"
The artist replies, "It's simple. Custer's last thought must have been 'Holy Mackerel! Where did all these f**king Indians come from?'"
Christopher Titus - Formal Apology
Someone should take responsibility and apologize for slavery.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), ethnic (814), America (446)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 5,842
Carlos Mencia - Middle Eastern Guy
America already has an atomic bomb and has used it -- twice.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), ethnic (814), wars (467)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 7,428
Harland Williams - Finding Germany on a Map
It shouldn't be a problem that most Americans can't find Germany on the map.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), America (446), history (293)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 1,234
Dwayne Kennedy - Terrorism
Terrorism is relative.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,100
Dwayne Perkins - Traveling to Africa
When Africans dress hip hop, they come so close.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 820
Johnny Sanchez - All-American
Johnny Sanchez feels more all-American than he looks.
Tags: Johnny Sanchez (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 1,834
Darryl Lenox - Bills Don't Care
Bills don't care about race, religion or what happened in your past.
Tags: Darryl Lenox (3), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 444
Scott Thompson - Passing
Canadians pass until they have to use "out," "about" or "sorry," then the jig is up.
Tags: Scott Thompson (10), ethnic (814), America (446)
Posted: 05/22/99
Views: 369
Carlos Mencia - Political Correctness
Some of you think you have fun, but you don't.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 06/23/02
Views: 1,523
David Feldman - Women's Suffrage
David Feldman believes women should be allowed to vote.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 196
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