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Carlos Mencia: Mexican in the Southwest
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I was born in Honduras, that's where I was born. I live in California, where no matter what you say, you're Mexican. You understand that? It doesn't matter what you say. See -- you don't understand that, white people, because wherever you go, you're white. You're here, you're white. You go to L.A., you're white. You go to Denver, you're white. You go to Miami, you're still white. I'm Mexican in the Southwest, but when I go to Miami, I'm Cuban.
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