Being fat and bald are not long-term goals for any man.
When eight years is the longest marriage in your family, people tend to have low expectations.
There should be a husband training program.
Lisa needs a hot black fluffer.
Barack Obama had to ask his wife's permission to run for president? Really?
Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.
Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.
They looked like a circus act.
Ron White talks about the advantage of having one sex partner in this sneak peek.
Bill has been single too long to care.