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A gut -- it's horrible.
It's all I used to talk about. My wife hated it. My wife hated it so much that she left me in the weirdest way: by staying in the house and keeping all our stuff. I never thought of my wife as much of a housekeeper, but how wrong I was.
Eric Kornfeld - Your Hair and Your Gut
Being fat and bald are not long-term goals for any man.
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Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 225
Eric Kornfeld - Is Everything Still OK?
When eight years is the longest marriage in your family, people tend to have low expectations.
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Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 252
John Heffron - Roommate Rob
John loves his wife but misses his roommate, Rob.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (581)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 7,008
Dan Cronin - Practical Jokes
Dan Cronin used to play great practical jokes on his roommates.
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Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 533
Evan Davis - Contact Lenses
There's no sneaking up on the eye.
Tags: Evan Davis (3), health (976), marriage (581)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 236
Don Friesen - Home Ownership
This is a good time to buy a home? Is the American Dream to wait for someone to fail and swoop in?
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Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 29
Bob Oschack - The South
Bob misses the South.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 484
Craig Shoemaker - Feng Shui
Feng shui is costing Craig his crap.
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Posted: 06/16/05
Views: 1,415
John Heffron - Going to the Store
John wants his wife to just tell him what he's supposed to do.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 2,983
Barry Diamond - Four Hundred Down
If you think your home is expensive, check out Barry's mortgage.
Tags: Barry Diamond (2), money (865), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 252
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