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Eric Kornfeld: All the Kids at School
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I wouldn't go to school. I thought all the kids at school were going to beat me up, which is absurd. They couldn't all beat me up -- someone had to hold me down.
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Posted: 01/10/00

Eric Kornfeld - Is Everything Still OK?

When eight years is the longest marriage in your family, people tend to have low expectations.

Tags: Eric Kornfeld (2), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 252

Vargus Mason - Free My Ass

Go ahead, beat your kids -- but don't do it like Vargus' mother.

Tags: Vargus Mason (3), kids (841), parents (525)

Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 391

Johnny Steele - Your Friends' Kids

To single people, it always looks like their friends' kids are on the precipice of death.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 475

Julia Sweeney - Halloween

The nuns at Julia's school had the children dress as saints for Halloween.

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Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 921

Ted Alexandro - Grammar School

Lining up in grammar school always took all day.

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Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 1,213

Clinton Jackson - Class Clown

As a kid, Clinton Jackson used to cut class a lot.

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Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 829

John Heffron - Stressed Kids

Kids these days get stressed easily.

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Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 2,087

Finesse Mitchell - Young Mom

Finesse and his mom never got along because of being in the same age group.

Tags: Finesse Mitchell (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 1,605

A.J. Jamal - School

Kids show up to school today packing.

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Posted: 05/01/94
Views: 172

Judy Gold - Family Therapy

Judy went to family therapy because her mother was going through menopause.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 646

 
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