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Eric Kornfeld: All the Kids at School
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I wouldn't go to school. I thought all the kids at school were going to beat me up, which is absurd. They couldn't all beat me up -- someone had to hold me down.
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See Eric Kornfeld Tell It » Eric Kornfeld - Is Everything Still OK? When eight years is the longest marriage in your family, people tend to have low expectations.
Filed Under: kids (709),  growing up (287),  violence (258)
Posted: 01/10/00

Eric Kornfeld - Is Everything Still OK?

When eight years is the longest marriage in your family, people tend to have low expectations.

Tags: Eric Kornfeld (2), kids (831), Premium Blend (748)

Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 1,497

Vargus Mason - Free My Ass

Go ahead, beat your kids -- but don't do it like Vargus' mother.

Tags: Vargus Mason (3), kids (831), parents (591)

Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 1,211

Julia Sweeney - Halloween

The nuns at Julia's school had the children dress as saints for Halloween.

Tags: Julia Sweeney (5), kids (831), growing up (512)

Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 1,557

Johnny Steele - Your Friends' Kids

To single people, it always looks like their friends' kids are on the precipice of death.

Tags: Johnny Steele (4), kids (831), growing up (512)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 894

Donald Glover - Our 9/11

Kids are emotional beings.

Tags: Donald Glover (26), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)

Posted: 03/19/10
Views: 133,351

John Mulaney - Group Two

Ever since John Mulaney was a kid, he has been terrible at math.

Tags: John Mulaney (27), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)

Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 4,967

John Mulaney - Bullied at School

When John Mulaney was a kid, people thought he was Asian.

Tags: John Mulaney (27), ethnic (870), kids (831)

Posted: 01/28/12
Views: 35,640

Clinton Jackson - Class Clown

As a kid, Clinton Jackson used to cut class a lot.

Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), kids (831), growing up (512)

Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 1,485

Ted Alexandro - Grammar School

Lining up in grammar school always took all day.

Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)

Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 8,461

John Heffron - Stressed Kids

Kids these days get stressed easily.

Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)

Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 5,845