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Eric Kirchberger: Evolution Problem
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You know how badly evolution is going now? Me. We've got me: I'm allergic to bread. Do you know how weak you have to be genetically for bread to be too much for you?
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Posted: 12/20/01

Eric Kirchberger - The Problem With People

Human beings are getting stupider and stupider.

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Posted: 12/20/01
Views: 1,265

Lizz Winstead - Olestra

There's a certain irony in Olestra.

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Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 1,353

Sean Morey - Restaurants

Some people hate bad waiters.

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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 423

Colin Quinn - Quit Smoking

Colin quit smoking 18 days ago.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 851

Arj Barker - Good News

Arj doesn't want to know if he's going to die of a super horrible disease that there's no cure for.

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Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 124

Andrew Norelli - The Immune System

When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.

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Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 1,108

Eric Kirchberger - Little League

Little league coaches treat every game like it's the World Series.

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Posted: 12/20/01
Views: 1,135

Open Mic Challenge - Michael Palascak

Michael Palascak science-fanatic friend got a tattoo of an atom on his arm.

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Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 127

Scott Kennedy - Audience

Scott tries to connect with an engineering student in the audience.

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Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 273

Randy Kagan - Earth

Who would boo Earth? It doesn't matter where you're from. Earth rocks! Have you seen Mars?

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Posted: 10/30/09
Views: 158

 
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