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Eric Kirchberger: Evolution Problem
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You know how badly evolution is going now? Me. We've got me: I'm allergic to bread. Do you know how weak you have to be genetically for bread to be too much for you?
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Posted: 12/20/01

Eric Kirchberger - The Problem With People

Human beings are getting stupider and stupider.

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Posted: 12/20/01
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Lizz Winstead - Olestra

There's a certain irony in Olestra.

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Sean Morey - Restaurants

Some people hate bad waiters.

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Colin Quinn - Quit Smoking

Colin quit smoking 18 days ago.

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Andrew Norelli - The Immune System

When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.

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Eric Kirchberger - Little League

Little league coaches treat every game like it's the World Series.

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Posted: 12/20/01
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Open Mic Challenge - Michael Palascak

Michael Palascak science-fanatic friend got a tattoo of an atom on his arm.

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Scott Kennedy - Audience

Scott tries to connect with an engineering student in the audience.

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Posted: 06/10/04
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Jeff Caldwell - Soap

Isn't advertising soap as "anti-bacterial" a little redundant?

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Posted: 08/31/06
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Jeff Stilson - Squirrels

Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 925

 
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