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Eric Kirchberger Jokes
Eric Kirchberger: Evolution Problem
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You know how badly evolution is going now? Me. We've got me: I'm allergic to bread. Do you know how weak you have to be genetically for bread to be too much for you?
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Posted: 12/20/01

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