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Eric Blake: New York's Organized Crime
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When you're in California and you think about New York, right off you think about the mob. Right? You think about the mob. And when the mob wants to take somebody out, they take that guy out -- that's it. Nothing to it: organized crime. In South Central, we got unorganized crime. 'Did you get him?' 'I got somebody....'
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